Alpha Snakeman

=Overview=

Alpha Snakeman is an NPC in Purple Skittles that can be found at the end of Pistachio Plains. He serves as the first boss of the game. =Appearance= Alpha Snakeman is a Snakeman with a purple shirt. =Dialogue= Whaddya want? Happiness? Try jumping off this cliff. fite me skub
 * You think you're tough, don't you?
 * I can change that.
 * BATTLE LOSE
 * Ha, that's right!
 * 11
 * BATTLE WIN
 * COUGH
 * defeating a sandwich
 * only makes it tastier
 * I'll get you next time...
 * t i m o t hy . ..
 * 13 (Alpha Man Suit)

No thanks
 * You're smart, kid.
 * Now scamper off with your little flowers.